Jack Saggese

"'Do not ask me about my involvement with the collapse of the Soviet Union.'"

Character
Jack Saggese is a minor neutral character that is the leader of the Cult of the Bone Zone. He is well known among the band but appears to not know anyone at Northview. Also has vast knowledge on things that are completely useless.

Powers
Big Bone Crash

Big Bone Crash, also known as BBC, is a dangerous move unleashed through the duel wielding of slides on a single trombone. This power is only harnessed by Jack Saggese, which causes anyone not playing a trombone to start making engine noises and run in a straight line until they can't hear the dual trombone. Depending on the environment this is done in, it can cause great panic and confusion, and potential death if victims run into danger.

Rocket Man Showdown

Rocket Man Showdown is an ability that allows Jack to summon missiles and fire them in random directions. The payload is random, ranging from nothing, to eggs, to explosives. This cannot be done for a long period of time or Jack will get tired of rockets and not want to deal with them anymore.

Trivia

 * Anyone who is a member of the Cult of the Bone Zone is immune to BBC
 * Definitely won't not didn't not not not collapse the Soviet Union
 * Doesn't think Anime is real
 * Friends with John Roberts III despite being hired to kill him once
 * Leader of the Cult of the Bone Zone, and has the power to give people honorary membership